Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.
This is probably the cutest thing I’ve ever laid eyes upon. Ohh my god.
When a bitch asks why you fucked her boyfriend…
I wish you didn’t leave
I am either the best girlfriend or the worst
Two weeks later, we spoke again.
y’all are so extra